You’ve gone and done it, haven’t you?
You’ve pushed and peddled from store to store, slowly filling the underside of your bed with presents for all your loved ones, weeks ahead of time…haven’t you?
No? Excellent! Let’s be comrades, then, in the endeavor to catch up and finish off our lists with a few nicks and knacks.
- Prove you’ve got a pinch of humor by sticking these in her stocking…
Fogal Ballroom Red Net Tights ($40), Fogal Soul Tights in Black ($62), Fogal Classy Turqouise Sheer Dot Tights ($85)
- Or go for the Russian Stacking Doll experience and stuff the stocking bag with bags inside of bags…
Carolina Herrera for Target + Neiman Marcus Cosmetic Pouches (~$40)
- Perhaps you want something with a bit more punch? People are getting a lot of gifts this time of year and they’ll need something to properly showcase the depths of their appreciation…
Terrapin Stationers for Bookmarc ($30) — Available at all Bookmarc Shops
- Or what about the complete collection of the best show ever?
Friday Night Lights Box Set ($100)
I feel like a lot of you haven’t seen this…probably because you think it’s going to be as depressing as Tim McGraw’s drunk, abusive fathering or the second-place finish in the movie…but you would be wrong, and that would be unfortunate, so go on and strip it from you preconceptions now.
Scientists have proven that 100% of people who watch an episode become obsessed, which is just a fancy way of saying it’s amazing and you need it [so give it to someone who'll share].
- Booze?
Hellfire Club Bloody Mary Mix ($16)
This is for my sister [she hates surprises, anyway]. Few love a Bloody Mary quite like the eldest Miss Vain and therefore few deserve the amount of research I’ve put into finding the perfect bottled mix.
It’s yummy, holds the unique ability to burn your lips off [family preference...], and tastes just as good as a Bloody Mary [vodka, for her] as it does a Bloody Maria [tequila, for me].
- iPad Case
Kate Spade iPad Case ($50)
Can gift lists even exist sans iPad accessories anymore? I don’t even have one and want this…
- An Excuse to Bake
Meringue ($24)
Everyone loves meringue. But…no one would ever…in their rightest of right minds…buy themselves a book solely devoted to creating the perfect pie topper.
That is why we do it for them at Christmastime.
Of course there are many more things…facials, sweaters, perhaps even a proper Christmas onesie…but I think that’s enough for now…don’t you? I’m tuckered out from mentally spending all these dollars and stacking high my online shopping carts. Any little to-do’s or must-have’s I’ve missed?





































